Split my head open and take a look

Ask me anythingArchive

The little festiva that could

Ima fuck yo girl dawg
what-mom:

x
anhonorabledemon:

the fuck is wrong with your hamster

dangergays:

My boyfriend broke up with me and my 80 year old, 5 foot tall, Indian grandmother told me that “there are lots of men…”

I thought she was then going to say “…in the sea” but she said “…they’re like flies” and made a disgusted face.

She hates flies.

(via lifeandbullshitt)