Split my head open and take a look

Ask me anythingArchive


Beer honestly just tastes how I imagine urine to taste it is so rank and people are always like nah try this because this is special Beer and then it’s like oh ok urine with cinnamon in it great

(via snorlaxatives)



do you have a friend who’s usually a sweetheart but when they’re angry they’re the creepiest and the most cruel motherfucker you ever saw in your whole life

i am that friend

(Source: 1druinedmysociallife, via bearswithhats)



what if doorbells went dong ding instead of ding dong

don’t say something like that

(via black-hell)